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The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. Its three months since the army had sought permission.

On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. To vote this question go to http: Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. About Me Kalyan Wallpapers Always smiling person. Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. This is the one two six jkoes to New Delhi.

The President forwards it to the Cabinet.

I collected these from Internet. A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service.

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Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Air Dhakkan Airways! And I love Gandhi giri View my complete profile. The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of jomes own, after convening an all-party meeting. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile.

Today we have 12 passengers jandhyzla the plane – which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. They submit their request to the Indian president. Pakistan never gets it right.


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But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its Software, It hits its original destination: Jokes in telugu lipi with jpeg format. Thank you for choosing Air Dhakkan Airways.

But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.

In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! Other Blogs You can find here wellpapers but not wall papers which are funny.

Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Thus India never gets to launch the missile. We have a very good record for safety.

The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation. Pakistan cries for help. But, if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. Jokew even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall!

The Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several protests by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. Although there is no-smoking in this aero plane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin.


The Jandhyapa Minister calls an emergency Loksaba session. Remember that guy who crashed into the White House?

And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village! As the ruling party fails to win the confidence jandhywla, A caretaker government is installed.

Posted by Kalyan Mandhyala at 1: And for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! But they need permission from the jandhyal of India.

But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand. Human chains are formed and Rasta-Rokos organized. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution. Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery.

In fact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!


Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles! The missile hits the target and creates havoc. Public Poll Prathyeka Telangana rashtram manaku avasarama? In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. This time all the parties jandhyaal.

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